Corrupt a Wish

**Maxlaam** · #1 06-16-2009, 03:42 PM

Alright simple game.
1st person wishes something (example):

I wish for cookies.

2nd person corrupts it like this:

Granted, but you have to puke because they are old.

then the 2nd person also posts a wish.

No wishes for money and that, also don't wish people to die or other offensive things!
Please be creative and avoid saying things when somebody wishes for a new Computer that it is broke. Say something like: Granted, but the cables are not included.

Simple yet fun!

I'll start:

I wish I could make a kick-ass k'nex gun that would actually work without jamming.

**The KNex Weasel** · #2 06-16-2009, 07:50 PM

Granted, but you accidentally shoot someone and have to pay their hospital bill.

I wish I could go bowling without hurting myself (or others), and scoring well.

**Maxlaam** · #3 06-17-2009, 01:20 AM

Granted, but the strike you throw isn't recognized by the automatic bowling machine.

I wish this forum turns out to be a great succes!

(You have to have no hearth if you corrupt that!)

acexxaced · #4 06-17-2009, 07:41 PM

granted

i wish for some more SS

**The KNex Weasel** · #5 06-17-2009, 07:45 PM

Granted, but they have no pieces in them.

I wish I didn't wake up spontaneously at 6 in the morning to go to school, only to realize I already graduated.

acexxaced · #6 06-17-2009, 07:48 PM

^granted but you have a job now wich makes you wake up even earlier

i wish for some purple drink

**The KNex Weasel** · #7 06-17-2009, 07:52 PM

Granted, but it's urine mixed with cabbage juice that has a drop of lemon juice in it.

I wish for world peace.

acexxaced · #8 06-17-2009, 07:54 PM

that would be purple? granted but we get attacked by the decepticons

i wish for a 36 gig ipod touch

Jplaz · #9 06-17-2009, 08:01 PM

Granted but you get grape drank instead and it f***s you up bad.

I wish for an over-under shotgun.

acexxaced · #10 06-17-2009, 08:04 PM

granted but your under-age and so you go to jail

i wish for more white snowflake connectors

**The KNex Weasel** · #11 06-17-2009, 09:05 PM

Granted, but they're made of snow and melt when you try to put them on your K'Nex model.

I wish more people were active on this forum (and remember, I'm a mod, so I have ways of resolving situations).

**Maxlaam** · #12 06-18-2009, 01:19 AM

Granted, but the servers can't handle they huge stream of people logging in and crashes only to be back up in months because BGT is on vacation.

I wish AA3 wasn't such a shitty game on release, dang it took them hour to extend the pre-load and when it was available the servers broke and now this morning hours after it frigin' says I can't play it!

SwimZONE · #13 06-20-2009, 01:18 PM

Granted, but you decide not to buy it

I wish that I was into building things besides rides and coasters.

LukeIsLuke · #14 06-21-2009, 06:18 PM

Granted, You now build barbie clothes.

You have to "wish" for something as well. Just letting you know.
--Weasel
LOL sorry...
I wish I had a wish.

**The KNex Weasel** · #15 06-21-2009, 06:36 PM

Darn. Nothing to corrupt.

I wish for my dad to finally fork over the K'Nex he "reserved" for the end of school.

LukeIsLuke · #16 06-22-2009, 10:03 AM

Sure, granted. Umm... They all are chewed up by your dog though.Which he gives you with your k'nex

I wish I could think of a good wish...

**The KNex Weasel** · #17 06-22-2009, 06:50 PM

Granted, but I corrupt it because I don't have a dog.

I wish it wasn't so muggy outside today.

LukeIsLuke · #18 06-22-2009, 08:08 PM

^Fine. Your ferret weasel thingy.
Granted, there is now a drought, and a scarcity of water. Good going.

Ummm...
I wish I had a GIANT Apple.

**The KNex Weasel** · #19 06-22-2009, 09:46 PM

Granted, but it's filled with worms.

I wish for pretzels (and Luke, you'd better be nice to me, because I was the guy who deleted your accidental DP for you).

**Maxlaam** · #20 06-23-2009, 02:55 AM

Granted, but they are covered in dust because you found them under the couch.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

LukeIsLuke · #21 06-23-2009, 07:53 AM

Granted, you are now a dropout

I wish I had a really really really big cookie with milk.

**Maxlaam** · #22 06-23-2009, 10:39 AM

Granted, but the cookie contains no chocolate chips and the milk is sour.

I wish I had more k'nex pieces.

LukeIsLuke · #23 06-23-2009, 02:10 PM

Granted. But they are Micro K'nex! (HAHAHA!)
I wish I had a movie theatre in my basement.

**Maxlaam** · #24 06-24-2009, 02:24 PM

^You devil!

Granted, but you lost the key to the basement and the popcorn maker exploded when you first tried it.

I wish I finished my coaster so I could start on another Gun!