Granted, but you spontaneously develop an allergic reaction to fur. 'Nuff said.

I wish I had useful things to do today.

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Granted, but it but you have to many things to do, and get so stressed, that you have a mental breakdown.

I wish it rained donuts.

Granted, except they are intoxicated due to the huge amounts of smog.

I wish for a nice cold beer

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Granted, but you get cancer of the liver and esophagus.

I wish weekends were always a day longer.

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using 28,538 pieces.

Granted, but the paradox below causes the universe to implode on the 3rd day of the weekend. Unless, of course, somebody decides to not follow the rules (If this is the case, you will trip over a piece of K'NEX and fall into a giant bowl of worms on the 3rd day.)

I wish nobody could corrupt this wish.

Granted, but it only lasts for 1 day, after which it gets double, triple, quadruple corrupted.

I wish I had the need for speed most wanted soundtrack.

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Im pretty sure 92% of teens havent moved to rap. Im pretty much the only person I know who likes rap.

Granted, but you will forever only listen to that and nothing else until you go deaf.
I wish for nothing. Oh, now what?

Granted, your life is now lived an en empty white room.

I wish that I could continue on the electronic part of Phase

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Granted, but a power surge comes along and destroys it.

I wish I had an extra day of not having to go to class.

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Granted, but that day will be made up on July 4.

I wish I had more people to hang out with...

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Im pretty sure 92% of teens havent moved to rap. Im pretty much the only person I know who likes rap.

Granted, you now have so many friends they start to fight to see who gets you first. Eventually they all end up in hospital and now you have to visit them, one by one.

I wish that I had more white snowflake connectors.

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Granted, but you have to sacrifice all of your other pieces to get them.

I wish it rained Knex pieces.

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My largest ball machine to date is Cataclysm,
using 28,538 pieces.

Granted, except they are all broken parts.

I wish that I didn't have to download files from Jogumpie, it takes over 5 hours due to my shitty connection, also overnighter!

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Granted, but the new filehoster you download from is much worse.

I wish this guy I knew didn't take one of my joke images too seriously.

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Im pretty sure 92% of teens havent moved to rap. Im pretty much the only person I know who likes rap.

Granted, you notice that the guy is not veary nice.

I wish I was better in Latin.

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Granted, but you forget how to speak English.

I wish it would snow more here.

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My largest ball machine to date is Cataclysm,
using 28,538 pieces.

Granted, but it snows so much that your roof collapsed.

I wish I had more Youtube Subscribers,

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Granted, all the subscribers subbet to you to write negative comments on youre vids.

Wish some stupit people in my class would stop annoying me!

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Granted, now you are the bully instead.

I wish that this weekend would last 2 days extra.

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Granted, but next weekend disappears.

I wish I had a higher quality camera.

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Granted, youre pc is to slow to play high quality vids (as mine!!! )

Wish Tornado would be some time on skype

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Granted, but you aren't able to get on.

I wish I could travel to Europe.

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using 28,538 pieces.

Granted, Europe is destroyed when you arrive.

I wish more people would notice my knex work.

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Granted, but your contraptions suck.

I wish I didn't have IT-class at 8.30 tomorrow followed by a 2 hour gymnastics class.

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Granted, youre leg is brocken!

I wish some teachers at school wouldn't suck that much....

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