Corrupt a Wish

Men in Black · #26 06-25-2009, 09:12 AM

Granted but they disintegrate and you don't get real k'nex.
I wish gay fags would stop killing me on L4D even though we're on the same team!

-MIB

**Maxlaam** · #27 06-25-2009, 09:19 AM

Granted, but now you are on the same team as me.

I wish to play L4D with MiB through Steam sometime.

**The KNex Weasel** · #28 06-26-2009, 07:48 PM

Granted, but you both kill each other at the same time.

I wish I didn't have to live off just burgers while being rehearsal pianist.

**Maxlaam** · #29 06-27-2009, 09:11 AM

Granted, But now you live off RAW EGGS, ROCKY!

I wish I knew where that sudden pain on my breast came from that now disappeared.

Jplaz · #30 06-27-2009, 10:30 AM

Granted, but to do so you have to get breast implants.

I wish it wasn't Saturday...

**The KNex Weasel** · #31 06-27-2009, 02:50 PM

Granted, it's the first day of Military school.

I wish the K'Nex pieces I had gotten awhile ago hadn't been in a smoky environment when they were shipped so I wouldn't have to clean them so much now.

**Maxlaam** · #32 06-27-2009, 04:34 PM

Granted, they are covered in slimy goo instead.

I wish I can eat all the pie we have in the fridge right now for my birthday (Monday for real, I celebrate it tomorrow.)

purepout · #33 06-27-2009, 04:39 PM

Granted, but you get sick of them and throw vomit over all of your guests tomorrow.

I wish my final 2 weeks at school were over

LukeIsLuke · #34 06-27-2009, 06:08 PM

Granted, You're a dropout. (I used this for so many wishes about school :P)
I wish I was fat.(I'm like in the 10% weight for my age, however my height is also in the 30%)

**The KNex Weasel** · #35 06-27-2009, 09:11 PM

Granted. You weigh 400 pounds and can't walk.

I wish for another three hours to finish taking apart Komodo King.

KnexBuilder923 · #36 06-27-2009, 10:30 PM

Granted,but the pieces are a mess.
I wish i owned Mountaineer Casino. Mountaineer Casino Racetrack and Resort

**Maxlaam** · #37 06-28-2009, 03:44 AM

Granted, but since all your employees left you get bankrupted.

I wish that more people would come to K'nexforum.com

acexxaced · #38 06-28-2009, 07:25 AM

Granted but there all spammers.

I wish for a transformers ROTF jetfire leader class model

Outerlimits659 · #39 06-28-2009, 07:33 AM

Granted. He comes to life and destroys you.

I wish to make a knex rifle that fires 100 pieces in a row without reloading.

-OL659-

acexxaced · #40 06-28-2009, 07:35 AM

Granted but the projectiles go only a foot because of how weak your gun is

I wish for a job

Men in Black · #41 06-28-2009, 08:19 AM

Granted but you work at a crappy hot dog stand in the middle of nowhere, so you don't get any money.
Yes, another L4D wish.
I wish I really was the Boomer in L4D (probably only people who play L4D can corrupt this).

-MIB

**Maxlaam** · #42 07-07-2009, 08:24 PM

^True that so here we go.

Granted, but you have to puke because of a bad breakfast and the vomit recharge takes ages!

I wish that my latest Roller coaster video is done rendering+processing.

**The KNex Weasel** · #43 07-07-2009, 11:28 PM

Granted, but nobody watches it.

I wish Oreos didn't have lard in their creme.

**Maxlaam** · #44 07-08-2009, 03:01 AM

Granted, now it contains 2 seconds glue.

I wish my gun would work without a flaw, stop jamming at random times!

LukeIsLuke · #45 07-08-2009, 08:58 AM

Granted, it was. However, before you got the chance to take pictures or a video it broke.

I wish my dog couldn't bark.

**Maxlaam** · #46 07-08-2009, 12:12 PM

Granted, now it sing likes Michael Jackson!

I wish more people would watch my latest coaster video.

DJ_Jazzy_Jeff · #47 07-15-2009, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maxlaam

Granted, now it sing likes Michael Jackson!

I wish more people would watch my latest coaster video.

Granted, but people will not like the quality of the video and audio, thus rating it down.

I wish I had more real knex (as in no micros, no knex bricks, no broken knex parts)

**The KNex Weasel** · #48 07-15-2009, 07:39 PM

Granted, but not for another hundred years.

I wish Maxlaam didn't have to edit my post because I forgot to add a wish!

-There you go, Sincerely Maxlaam.